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Sending sexy messages or dirty pick-up lines are great ways to easily ask for what you need. You can literally send a flirty text or downright dirty text while sitting across from each other at the breakfast table. Interested in more flirty ideas to send your lover? Check out our dirty would you rather questionsdirty riddlesand more. We should test it out sometime.
Wanna meet in the parking lot on our lunch breaks? What are the odds of us multiplying tonight? Betcha I can make your day more interesting. Do you think I would look better in a skirt or tight jeans? Did I tell you what I call my boobs? Tonight, I want to slowly kiss my way from your lips down. The only question is, how far down will I go? If I could only wear three items of clothing or less tonight, what would you choose for me? I just laid in bed for the last hour thinking about you. Guess what I was doing?
I just thought of a new position I really want to try with you. You have a choice tonight: Anal or oral. I had a naughty dream last night, and guess who was in it? Lying in bed and bored. Wish you were here to play with me. Namely you. Between my legs. If I were with you right now, where would you want me to touch you?
I want to get naked with you right now.
If only there were someone to do it. Come to bed. What part of my body do you secretly hope other people appreciate? Who needs sleep when there are other fun things to do? What do your lips taste like? How many licks till I get to the center of it? Just the thought of tonight gives me goosebumps.
Thinking of you is burning me up. Oh, so this is what butterflies feel like! You better be at my door in less than 30 minutes! How would you like me to open the door? Guess who shaved today? I bought new lingerie. Wanna see?
I think we should try to top that. Help me decide on a new bra? Want to make the final decision? Is this skirt too short? Is this top too low? One final tip: Nervous about sending pictures? Try Snapchat. You can also make loops of things like bra straps sliding down, or knees opening and closing quickly. Going out tonight. Wish you were here to sneak in the bathroom with me. I really miss your magic touch. We really dropped the ball on this trip. Had a dirty dream about us last night. No worries, took down notes, will replicate them. The shower in my hotel room is gigantic!
Perfect for shower sex. Check out this fancy box of condoms in the amenities tray at my hotel. Should I bring them home? If we were to try role play, who would you want to be first? What movie always puts you in the mood? Should we buy a few new toys to use together? Do you know all of my most erogenous zones?
Where do you want to do it the next time I see you?
What kind of dirty talk do you like? Would you mind if I practice my dirty dancing skills for you? What food do you want to eat off my body tonight? Do you prefer quickies or all-nighters? If I could only wear one item of clothing tonight, what would you pick for me? Do you want to try to sleep our way through the Kama Sutra? How many times can you go in one night? Do you have dirty dreams about us? Would you rather go at it every day, or have one explosive night a week?
What did you think after our first night together? Going commando: Yes or no? Wanna score on me tonight? That was a great play, but I know a few better ones we can make later. Think you can score a triple-double tonight? The kids are asleep. The kids are staying with friends tonight. Wanna lock the bedroom door tonight? Or Tiguan, CRV, etc. Pair this with a flirty emoji. Should I break them out tonight after the kids are asleep? Quickie in the morning, quickie in the evening, quickie at supper time.
Get my drift? Meet you in the master closet in five? Might need your help in the shower after the kids go to sleep tonight. Hands, shoulders, knees, and blows. Knees and blows. Ever seen Fifty Shades of Grey? Want to act out a few scenes? I think I have a fever.
I need you to touch me to see how hot I am. Can you guess what it is?
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